Why is it that my two age-inappropriate celebrity crushes and idols have merged into the same person? Can someone please tell me how some one who looked like this:
and someone who looked like this:
Have both turned into people who look like this:
Is the universe delineating some future partner archetype that I'm now somehow supposed to adhere to? I mean, is this it? Is my subconscious drawing me to the inevitable fate of being in love with a pale moustachioed man (something which, I'm afraid, my current tanned and fair-headed paramour can never be)?
I mean, I know it's called "aging" and "it happens to the best of us" and all that rot, but I can't help but think, on some level, by some chance happening of events- THAT SOMEONE IS PLAYING A JOKE ON ME.
*startles, steps back, knocks over lamp*See??
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