Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Things I Won't Miss About My Job

Interviewer: And you wore a white suit to your wedding, and your lovely bride wore a ravishing red?
Completely Boring and Uncharismatic Belgian Popstar: No, I wasn't, er, in white. I was, um, in a colour we call, uh, jrege, which is, uuuhhhhh, a mixture between grey and beige.
Interviewer: ... mmm....

*editor kills herself*

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