Facebook groups have taken the sting out of observational comedy, and will put such comedians out of a job. Groups like, "I like it when my elbow does a little wee in the shower", "Dear Pringles, I can not fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness", and "Every time I hear Matt Damon's name I have to repeat it like a retard", are really just a forum for airing the one funny quip you came up with one day. In fact, there is even a group called "Facebook groups; I see the name, laugh, join the group, and then never look at the page again" or something along the lines of that.
Woah, hang on. I could even start a group called "Facebook group names will put observational comedians out of a job". Shit, the levels of irony could kill a man. I would have a photo of Jerry Seinfeld looking degenerative and sad. Something like this
Woah, hang on. I could even start a group called "Facebook group names will put observational comedians out of a job". Shit, the levels of irony could kill a man. I would have a photo of Jerry Seinfeld looking degenerative and sad. Something like this

People would think it was hilarious and I would have a million followers by sundown. Speaking of which, I'm also going to create a group called "I totally bet there isn't a kid called Batman right now", and one called "50,000 people against facebook groups by April, 2010".
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